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Monday, October 17th 2016, 2:44pm

Ransom Demand

We the undersigned solemnly swear on God's bible that we are distressed by the inconsistencies and inconveniences we have suffered as a people who settled here in 2012 and onwards. We demand 1 black opal, 1 fire opal, 22 lush fodder, a pirate pack so Kaynie can get Anne Bonny again and some other stuff which you will find listed in the comments below. If you do not comply with this formal request we will create a website called Kings and Legends v2 (Awesome Sauce Edition) and steal what's left of your player base.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 2:51pm

My deepest apologies but I'm atheist and God's bible is not the best thing to swear for me.
This page is already in works. Me and Dema is currently working on graphic layout of it and we trying to include there all stuff we love, so you can expect lots of panda faces and (I'm not 100% sure) bacon, eggs, baked beans and some other stuff Dema loves.

I'm afraid you need to start new project with new name... and when you will finish it, please share with us! I would really love to demand some stuff also (FINALLY)!

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 2:57pm

My deepest apologies but I'm atheist and God's bible is not the best thing to swear for me.
This page is already in works. Me and Dema is currently working on graphic layout of it and we trying to include there all stuff we love, so you can expect lots of panda faces and (I'm not 100% sure) bacon, eggs, baked beans and some other stuff Dema loves.

I'm afraid you need to start new project with new name... and when you will finish it, please share with us! I would really love to demand some stuff also (FINALLY)!


You sound like yer based in the east end of london, with yer apples n pears :)
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Monday, October 17th 2016, 2:57pm

I'd happily give you stuff, you wouldn't even need to demand it with KB as your overlord. I''d probably overdo it, you'd be like omg more stuff, will this stuff ever end, this game is so awesome right now. can't believe Demadrend stopped me from being benevolent to all my friends in my community. I'm agnostic, but without a bible it's not legally binding and without the exact date and time there's nothing I can do to stop the flow of free stuff for only 2500 wagwa's. See, we've got a better currency in our game. I will change the name, don't want to get done for ripping you off, especially when I'm giving you free stuff. That would be a kick in the teeth for Gringo games and Gamesfee.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:01pm

I'll be taking over the Support position :D:thumbup:

Midane - On all the time, but cant host events. hue hue hue idk how i got this position.


Hire new GMs for English servers. Some just afk on forums all day and never host events.
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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:06pm

Gentleman and Scholars? Dix n Dex? Fairies and Fartknockers? Kaynie and Alenka! I will call it that, they will come to me and AssKicker will moderate and support them (he can multitask is the best mod ever or so he says). I won't make him change his name to LolUDied either. So hah.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:07pm

support will be run internally by humans, so thanks for the resume but there is no post to which you can apply , so ive forwarded your cv to wendys and wimpy :)

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:10pm

I'll give Kaynie 10 Anne Franks to your 1 Anne Bonny, and my Anne summons silence which deals 0 damage to all creatures and never appears on the field.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:17pm

Did you just sack my support guy Sutch? That's not your place, your place is in the kitchen until Lilpwnd comes to work for us as AssKickers trainee.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:18pm

Awesome, finally a new game Alenka and me can ruin for everyone!

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:22pm

Can I ask, in regard to the initial post, what you are holding for ransom, as all you did was make your demands?

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:28pm

Not at all good sir, as two of our favourite players we would restrict your awesomeness by reducing your daily sauce intake so you can enjoy the art of logical battle with players who you cannot kill in 2 turns. Rather than selling you ridiculous cards and horses, you would simply have a hat that grows wider the more Gringo you become. Players with massive hats can join the Sunday Siesta where everybody wins and nobody has to fight their own Famalam or get a freebie. Everything is free, you just pay £5000 a month and you can do whatever you want. Exploit bugs, get a restraining order on AssKicker cos he won't stop supporting you even when you sleep. Anything is possible when you play Kaynie and Alenka. You just have to believe in better, and give me your credit card details.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:33pm

Can I ask, in regard to the initial post, what you are holding for ransom, as all you did was make your demands?


I am holding the secret to success, the key that unlocks the door to the future. The end for Kings and Legends is nigh. You can come to my new game, I will make you a Secret Santa at Christmas, but I won't tell anyone so they'll never know. Not until you appear and give them many prizes, like a $25 Amazon voucher and a keygen for Microsoft Office so they can make their own cool certificates of excellence. Kings and Legends v2 may have panda's, but they won't shoot lazer beams out their badunkadunks then do a little shimmy.
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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:42pm

Maybe for Secret Santa we will release to someone the 30,000 emails that were deleted on Hilary Clintons Private server

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 3:49pm

Maybe, I just spoke with Pedro, one of the Mexican developers, and he said that might not be temporarily possible ici, and I said oh, nevermind then, get us a photo of Trump bumming a cat instead. CheyChey raises a good point though. it's more an ultimatum than a ransom. Is anyone good at kidnapping French CM's who refuse to give me a fire opal and won't open the window when I tell them there's a cow outside. If so, send a PM to support and AssKicker will pay you in bitcoins via Tor once we get Kaynie's credit card details.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 4:16pm

i didnt sack azzkicker , i just didnt employ him , tbh, i spilt coffee on his cv and a little bit of piss fell out on it too, when i stood over it and continually drank lucozade till i popped :)

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 4:24pm

Okay, that's perfectly acceptable behaviour. You just made employee of the month and get to be Derp Champion for a week. Everyone will want to take your trousers down, but you must stop them before they screenshot your shame and turn it into a spot the difference competition with the other picture representing the male average. There is only 1 difference to spot, so everyone can play regardless of how many crayons they eat.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 5:24pm

But what if Lilpwnd is actually an expert at hostage negotiations and knows that empathising with the villain is exactly what the villain would expect the negotiator to do?

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 5:54pm

Mythremi is banned from Kaynie and Alenka game, so that's why you won't see him again. Not because he's been vanished.

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Monday, October 17th 2016, 6:35pm

Okay, that's perfectly acceptable behaviour. You just made employee of the month and get to be Derp Champion for a week. Everyone will want to take your trousers down, but you must stop them before they screenshot your shame and turn it into a spot the difference competition with the other picture representing the male average. There is only 1 difference to spot, so everyone can play regardless of how many crayons they eat.

What if they ate 96 crayons, surely 96 would qualify them to not be able to see that my "hunkajunk" wasnt like any other?
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