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The Draw

- Alright imagine that while your cards are in your deck waiting to be drawn to your hand, they are stuck are in a room waiting to be drawn, this is where this takes place

Sorann the unforgiving is pacing back and forth

sorann: Why havent you drawn me yet!!!!

Baphomet enters the room knocking sorann over the head with his scythe

Baphomet: Keep it down, you know how sensitive my ears are

Sorann: you have to be kidding me, we are two turns into the battle, and that putz anyu, hasnt played a card yet


Sky Reaver looks up from her book , perched atop war totem


Sky Reaver: Not all of us can be 2 cd's, stubby

Sorann: What did i say about making fun of my spear sky reaver, if i had more hp..!!!

Sky Reaver: Well you dont, and i can send you to the graveyard in one backstab, so shut it, im trying to read

War totem : I Agree!

Sky Reaver: So much for my reading, you woke up the totem, you should of shut it sooner sorann

A Jarax teleports into the room and swipes sorann to the graveyard. Centaur guerilla Leader sees this and starts laughing, as if its the funniest thing he has ever seen.


Centaur Guerilla: lol, did you guys see that, he got jaraxed, i wish it happened sooner i really do..hahahahahaha

Sky Reaver: I bet you 100 silver your next Guerilla, it would be poetic justice after all

Centaur Guerilla: poetic what, stop making up words because you read all the time sky reaver

Sky Reaver: Whatever you say meat head

War Totem : I agree!!

Sky Reaver: Why did i think it was a good idea to make a nest on this thing, you guys could of told me it talked before then

Centaur Guerilla gets summoned to the hand, as a jarax tellies back into the room and snatches baphomet to the graveyard!!
Zeeva stands up and throws her pickaxe at the wall.


Zeeva Stonebreaker: Cmon you idiot, get ride of jarax before he swipes us all to the graveyard!!

Fenris: I told them not to install that window, so you guys could watch the battle while we waited

Zeeva Stonebreaker: Was i talking to you dog breath !!!

Chilled adept enters, and shuffles over to the armchair


Chilled: You know for such a cute cat you sure are mean

Zeeva Stonebreaker: I am not a cat, also i am glamorous not cute, cute is for puppies right before you drown them

Fenris: Are you kidding me zeeva, your going to take a low blow like that, if we where not in the same deck, and my family wasnt an honorable one i would rip you to shreds

Zeeva Stonebreaker: Family, honor, family, honor, its all you ever talk about

Zeeva and fenris are both drawn to hand, and modesty stretches out on the sofa


Modesty: Looks like its almost over out there, we are getting murdered

Sky Reaver: No thanks to you, you havnt gone to battle once since you got here

Modesty: What can i say? If modesty dont go first he dont go at all

Sky Reaver: that makes no sense at all, your a 7 cd

Modesty: 7 turns of pure heaven

Sky Reaver: I have to be drafted to another deck, between the oaf, the perv, and the psycho, i dont know which one ill kill first

The battle ends, and the deck gets shuffled, who knows what crazy convos they will have in the future!!

Nothing wrong with being in touch with your deck, for a card player, your deck is just as important as your (well you know how to spell deck with different vowels)

Ok maybe only the really devoted card players , lol