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Wednesday, May 18th 2016, 9:07am

Anyu's deck / short story

The Draw

- Alright imagine that while your cards are in your deck waiting to be drawn to your hand, they are stuck are in a room waiting to be drawn, this is where this takes place

Sorann the unforgiving is pacing back and forth

sorann: Why havent you drawn me yet!!!!

Baphomet enters the room knocking sorann over the head with his scythe

Baphomet: Keep it down, you know how sensitive my ears are

Sorann: you have to be kidding me, we are two turns into the battle, and that putz anyu, hasnt played a card yet


Sky Reaver looks up from her book , perched atop war totem


Sky Reaver: Not all of us can be 2 cd's, stubby

Sorann: What did i say about making fun of my spear sky reaver, if i had more hp..!!!

Sky Reaver: Well you dont, and i can send you to the graveyard in one backstab, so shut it, im trying to read

War totem : I Agree!

Sky Reaver: So much for my reading, you woke up the totem, you should of shut it sooner sorann

A Jarax teleports into the room and swipes sorann to the graveyard. Centaur guerilla Leader sees this and starts laughing, as if its the funniest thing he has ever seen.


Centaur Guerilla: lol, did you guys see that, he got jaraxed, i wish it happened sooner i really do..hahahahahaha

Sky Reaver: I bet you 100 silver your next Guerilla, it would be poetic justice after all

Centaur Guerilla: poetic what, stop making up words because you read all the time sky reaver

Sky Reaver: Whatever you say meat head

War Totem : I agree!!

Sky Reaver: Why did i think it was a good idea to make a nest on this thing, you guys could of told me it talked before then

Centaur Guerilla gets summoned to the hand, as a jarax tellies back into the room and snatches baphomet to the graveyard!!
Zeeva stands up and throws her pickaxe at the wall.


Zeeva Stonebreaker: Cmon you idiot, get ride of jarax before he swipes us all to the graveyard!!

Fenris: I told them not to install that window, so you guys could watch the battle while we waited

Zeeva Stonebreaker: Was i talking to you dog breath !!!

Chilled adept enters, and shuffles over to the armchair


Chilled: You know for such a cute cat you sure are mean

Zeeva Stonebreaker: I am not a cat, also i am glamorous not cute, cute is for puppies right before you drown them

Fenris: Are you kidding me zeeva, your going to take a low blow like that, if we where not in the same deck, and my family wasnt an honorable one i would rip you to shreds

Zeeva Stonebreaker: Family, honor, family, honor, its all you ever talk about

Zeeva and fenris are both drawn to hand, and modesty stretches out on the sofa


Modesty: Looks like its almost over out there, we are getting murdered

Sky Reaver: No thanks to you, you havnt gone to battle once since you got here

Modesty: What can i say? If modesty dont go first he dont go at all

Sky Reaver: that makes no sense at all, your a 7 cd

Modesty: 7 turns of pure heaven

Sky Reaver: I have to be drafted to another deck, between the oaf, the perv, and the psycho, i dont know which one ill kill first

The battle ends, and the deck gets shuffled, who knows what crazy convos they will have in the future!!
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Wednesday, May 18th 2016, 6:05pm

lol kaynie i got a better one

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If I treated you the way that you treat me, you would hate me.

I'm not impressed by your money, looks, social status or job status, I'm impressed by how you treat me and other human beings.

How people treat others is a direct reflection of what they think of themselves.

Everyone makes a promise to themselves. Mine is that ill make a difference and help people, even if all you want to do is put me down.
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Wednesday, May 18th 2016, 6:23pm

Nice post Anyu. I can relate to you on this. Everytime i play mifzuna/sensei/yumi/lilith/sarya/raphaela.. i hear them talk to me too. This is what they say:

Mifzuna: "i wanna ambush you while u in the shower"
Yumi: "come at me, i wont withdraw from u baby"
Lilith: "u charm me 100% when i look at your sexy self"
Sarya: "bankai i will suck and drain your life away when i ****, ***** you.
Raphaela: "i can take every damage you can throw at me master, so please punish me"

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Wednesday, May 18th 2016, 7:21pm

huh, who knew an archangel could be so submissive?

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Wednesday, May 18th 2016, 7:21pm

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Wednesday, May 18th 2016, 9:52pm

Bankai, you really should find a woman (or man or dog or whatever you prefer) for yourself...

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Wednesday, May 18th 2016, 9:54pm

Nothing wrong with being in touch with your deck, for a card player, your deck is just as important as your (well you know how to spell deck with different vowels)

Ok maybe only the really devoted card players , lol

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Thursday, May 19th 2016, 2:24am

Bankai, you really should find a woman (or man or dog or whatever you prefer) for yourself...
Lmaooo. No thank you coffee. Leave me with my kal babes.
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Thursday, May 19th 2016, 3:57am

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFECT FOR HOW I FEEL AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME! WELL DONE!
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Sunday, May 22nd 2016, 3:32pm

u guys so funny,never bored read ur post..xD

Please gimme some damn luck in open Booster Pack.. ^^ ^^
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Saturday, May 6th 2017, 12:41am

bump, everyone should have a chance to read this masterpiece.

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Saturday, May 6th 2017, 12:59am

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Saturday, May 6th 2017, 4:23am

Anyu great story. Wheres the rest?


And :thumbup: for the Star Wars entry - Those characters literally represent the real people! :D:D:D:D

#NoJusticeForCheaters



why the hack can't we all take a birthdayparty for german players or english? when i have a friend in english is he not say happy birthday to me because of differnt birthdays?


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